we gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
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nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
This is how you can measure the correct amount. One royal python squeeze = two people.