meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

TRUTH

(Source: meladoodle)

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

This is how you can measure the correct amount. One royal python squeeze = two people.